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I was dared to go fuck myself by :iconavocadoafro:.

Rules:

1. You have to post ALL the Rules.
2. Each person has to share 13 things about themselves.
3. Answer 13 questions asked to you and invent 13 questions the people you tag will have to answer.
4. Choose 13 people.
5. You have to legitimately tag 7 people.
6. You CAN'T say you don't do tags.
7. Tag-backs are ALLOWED.
8. YOU MUST MAKE A JOURNAL ENTRY! NO COMMENTS! Unless you're talking ABOUT the entry.
9. You have to finish within a week. If you don't finish in time, you have to do what ever the creator tells you.
10. Be creative with the title. No, " I got tagged" stuff.

What the fuck even is a Rivfruifv:

1. I'm an indie rock musician, and have already put out my first album. Check it out on Bandcamp.
2. I'm also an actor. I've performed in theater productions at my high school, and am currently aspiring to be a voice actor as well as a musician.
3. I also sometimes write literature. I haven't published or even finished any stories, but I do occasionally write purposefully bad fanfiction.
4. I sweat easily. It's kind of embarrassing.
5. I'm known at my high school for having long, bushy hair. Alot of girls ask to touch, braid or tie my hair. My theater director hates it, though, mainly because I like to wear it over my eyes.
6. There are apparently alot of things about the first Animal Crossing that I didn't know about until I replayed the game sometime earlier this year. For example, there's a secret song that plays in Nook's store if you stay inside it past closing time.
7. I'm either really good friends with someone or they absolutely hate me. I don't know why.
8. Butts >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> boobs. Gimme the booty. 
9. My favorite video game console is the Gamecube, and my favorite game is Sonic Adventure 2 Battle.
10. My favorite food is spaghetti. Never forgetti.
11. I smile alot, even when I don't want to. Negative as it sounds, I have deliberately made an effort to stop smiling at almost everything in the world, mainly because I don't even like my own smile.
12. I have trouble explaining myself. That probably explains why I can't fill out lists like this for shit.
13. I refuse to tell anyone in real life about my fart fetish except for my girlfriend (should I ever get one before I stop caring).

Da questions:

1. When a woman says "later" what does she really mean?

That bitch ain't comin' back for shit.

2. Who repairs windows by hitting them with a hammer? 

Mario in Wrecking Crew.

3. Craziest thing you've ever done? 

Smack a guy right on the ass. He didn't even notice, either.

4. Favorite Disney movie? 

Fantasia 2000.

5. Favorite Disney song? 

"No Matter What" from Beauty & the Beast.

6. Who listens to music with his eyes? 

How can music be real if our eyes aren't real?

7. Who finds a random corpse in the woods and kisses it? 

Michael Rosen.

8. Is Maximus from Tangled really JUST a horse? 

I never saw the movie so.

9. Fight or flight? 

Smooth cruisin'.

10. If love is blind, how is love at first sight possible? 

Well, the first time I fell in love with someone at first sight, I had just gotten contacts. Figure it out yourself.

11. Why do people say the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon? 

It's a metaphor.

12. If a priest takes a dump, is it holy sh*t? 

No offense, but could there be a worse joke to put here?

13. If you spill cleaner on the floor, did you make a mess or clean a spot? 

Depends on if a spot was in there in the first place.

My Nominations:
Fuck all of you.
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